When+Mickey+Mouse+met+Lindsay+Lohan...

=When Mickey Mouse met Lindsay Lohan ... he called her to the clubhouse to discuss her behavior. "Lindsay," Mickey scolded, "why are you such a loser?" The alum of our prestigious club doesn't possess the skill set you possess. "Back to basics for you!" he hollered. Lindsay was given a shiny new set of ears and walked slowly off the the clubhouse with Mickey. They worked night and day uncovering Lindsay's talent. Toothy smiling was the first of many talents that Mickey helped Lindsey open. Lindsey was quick to discover that she had lost her childlike attitude of just having fun for the glamor and the nightlife that she found so boring. Being putting back into the club made her feel like a child again.=