Sometimes+I+wonder+what+it+would+be+like+to+be+a+cat.

=Sometimes I wonder what it would be like to be a cat. A cat has the greatest life. First of all, they sleep any time of the day; in fact, they sleep almost all day. Cats make the greatest sounds, especially the purr. It sounds like a motor running, but it also feels like the gentle vibration of the chair at the nail salon. Cats may eat cat food, but they also love seafood. Just think, all the shrimp, scallops, lobster, crab, salmon, you name it, that one would want to eat. Finally, cats have nine lives. That should be enough for me!=

On the other hand, there is the hairball problem and the whole smelly litter pan / bathroom thing. I would NOT want to lick myself everytime I needed a bath and then have to barf up my fur periodically. I would NOT want to walk through my personal business to take care of more personal business (then the whole bath thing comes into play again - lick those feet - no way!). Eating fish everyday may sound good at first, but after a month of this and only this I think a salad would be sorely missed. Ant then there is the whole "dogs are man's best friend" reputation.